- you like kebabs at 6 in the morning even if you are not drunk
- you think it is a good idea to fix a laptop with a hairdryer
- you think that the answer to how are you is thank you
- you have a soft spot for sandstorms
- you think that flairs are the last fashion
- you can’t leave without a thick moustache
- you believe that picnics are the most amusing activity on earth
- you fancy women wearing sequined polyester clothes and heavy make up
- you like to drive like drunk blindfolded sheep on acid
- you use industrial strength air freshener as deodorant
- you think the only decent building material is concrete
- your word for food is bread and your word for drink is eat
- you think pointy shoes are the way to the future
- you think mountains are Kurd’s best friends
- you sign all professional correspondence with beast regards
Written for Andy in a morning exchange with Melinda and Sebastian.